If you grew up into a farm family like I did, you know that cows are not the slow-witted animals they look like.
Cows can be as mischievous as any house pet. In fact, if you turn your back on them for a second they're bound to stick their head somewhere silly or run off where they're not supposed to be.
Still need convincing? Take a look at these 25 hilarious pictures.
If you're not dead set on getting a pet cow by the end of the list, then just mooooo-ve on with your life!
1. "There's no time to explain, just get in!"
2. How does this cow have nicer hair than me?
3. Real friends take a picture before getting you out of trouble
4. This is my fault, I told him to take a seat
5. "Laugh all you want, Carl, I'm halfway to freedom."
6. This looked more fun when the kids were on it
7. Free range cows are so spoiled
8. Clever girl...
9. This little cow went to market, and didn't feel like walking
10. Has anyone seen my cow? I can't find her anywhere
11. Just one of the boys
12. Sit! Speak! Roll over!
13. You're not the usual milkman
14. Say cheese!
15. Not on the good sofa!
16. They're udderly fed up
17. It's called fashion, look it up
18. "Cows? Nope, haven't seen any around here."
19. He jumped over the moon, but didn't quite make it
20. For me? You shouldn't have
21. Yeah, your insurance isn't gonna cover that
22. Forbidden romance
23. Just act natural, they still have no idea...
24. Good luck stealing this one
25. Cow face is the new duck face
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